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September 18, 2005
Here's Some Fat You Can Trim, Mr. Delay
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In response to his absurd remarks in the Washington Times, gleefully thrown about the blogosphere, I'd like to take this opportunity to show Mr. Delay where he is wrong. Just in Utah alone, there is a ton of fat that can be trimmed out. Take for instance, the recently passed highyway bill. Here's some of what our hard earned money is going to, via the Deseret Morning News (keep in mind, it's a HIGHWAY BILL -ed)
$30 million toward the TRAX light-rail line to the University of Utah Medical Center.
$9 million to start planning for the Weber-Davis portion of the proposed Ogden-Provo commuter rail system.
$6 million for buses for the Utah Transit Authority and transit agencies in Park City, Logan and St. George.
$6 million for the completed I-15 reconstruction project from 10800 South to 600 North in Salt Lake County.
$1.1 million for the Southeastern Utah Methamphetamine Project.
$1 million for the Provo Pioneer Neighborhood Revitalization project.
$1 million for the Ogden Central Neighborhood Redevelopment project.
$1 million for Mormon cricket control.
$600,000 to help Orem purchase an electronic records management system.
$500,000 for Sandy crime lab enhancements.
$500,000 to help Logan develop a new Northwest Public Park.
Numerous research projects for local colleges including $7.7 million alone for Utah State University-related labs and facilities ranging from research on poisonous plants to the study of bee pollen.
Are you kidding me?
$1.1 million for the Southeastern Utah Methamphetamine Project in a highway bill.
$1 million for the Provo Pioneer Neighborhood Revitalization project in a highway bill.
$1 million for the Ogden Central Neighborhood Redevelopment project in a highway bill.
$1 million for Mormon cricket control in a highway bill.
$600,000 to help Orem purchase an electronic records management system in a highway bill.
$500,000 for Sandy crime lab enhancements in a highway bill.
$500,000 to help Logan develop a new Northwest Public Park in a highway bill.
Numerous research projects for local colleges including $7.7 million alone for Utah State University-related labs and facilities ranging from research on poisonous plants to the study of bee pollen in a highway bill.
Looks to me that there is roughly 13.4 million that doesn't belong in a highway bill that can certainly be trimmed out, and that's just a sampling of the 60 projects totaling about 100 million, just for my state! and yet, you can't find any fat to trim? You can do better than that, Mr. Delay. Much better.
Posted by Jonathan at September 18, 2005 10:01 AM
Comments
Trim the federal fat in UT? How about make money?
At least 50% of UT (95% of NV) is owned by the federal gov. Here's an idea--sell the land back to private citizens, companies or whoever would like to own it. NOTE: The government has no rights; the government can own nothing--and more importantly, can produce nothing without first stealing the capital or land from those who do and have.
You truly want to cut gov spending, establish a separation clause in the Constitution:
The federal government shall make no laws abridging, subsidizing or regulating any form of economic activity or any commercial institution therein whose products or services do not represent criminal activity, said activity defined by any act, or the threat of any act, of coercion.
Period.
Posted by: Steven Brockerman at September 18, 2005 11:42 AM
If this could only make the major news outlets. It will never see the light of day on CNN, CBs et al
Posted by: Perry at September 18, 2005 11:43 AM
I just have to ask...
What would "Mormon cricket control" accomplish. Better yet, what is it?
Posted by: Clay Calhoun at September 18, 2005 12:09 PM
Other than causing them to cease their melodic evening chirping, I have no idea.
Posted by: Jonathan at September 18, 2005 12:25 PM
Try googling mormon crickets and looking for images. They are huge, ugly crickets that periodically explode in population, then come out of the desert areas and damage crops.
Mormon crickets are a problem in some years, but if you are going to throw pork at them it would seem that it should come through the agriculture appropriations.
Posted by: Jason at September 18, 2005 1:30 PM
Yeah, trying to reduce our dependency on oil is fat!! Our government should do nothing other than facilitate record profiteering for oil companies! Mass transit spending in a transportation, whoops, I mean highway bill? Perish the thought! There's one place filled with fat in the federal government, and it happens to be the place that "lights the fires" of wingnuts all over this great land; the Pentagon. 600,000 for a EMS system vs. 6,000,000,000 for a redundant stealth bomber; hmmmm....
Posted by: blogsy mcblog at September 18, 2005 2:59 PM
I can provide the answer as to why the Mormon Cricket control comes in under the highway bill.
Mormon crickets, as explained by Jason, are large (about 2" long) flightless insects that every few years explode into massive, Biblical-size swarms (i.e., thousands of insects per square yard).
They mostly are confined to the desert/semiarid regions of the western and southern portions of the state, which also contain several major federal highways (US 6, US 50, US 40, I-15, I-70).
The problem is these swarms will cross the road en masse and of course, get pulverized into goo. With one or two insects, that's not a problem, but since during a swarm you can have millions on a stretch of highway, their squished guts make the road as slippery as if it had just snowed.
Since that's quite hazardous, and needs to be cleaned up, it's not surprising that funds for cleanup and control efforts to keep them off the highways would be included in a highway bill.
For those readers out East, who may be lacking in size perspective, US 50 east of Delta to the Nevada border runs for about 100 miles, or about the length of Connecticutt. Think about how much it would cost to keep a highway that size clean.
Posted by: Captain Holly at September 18, 2005 3:14 PM
Agreed on almost all counts. I am in favor of the light/commuter rail project and am glad to see that the right of way clearing has started. Anything Utah can do to take some commuters off I-15 is a good idea. TRAX is proving to be more successful in SLC than even its proponents thought possible, so maybe Utah's commuters can learn to get out of their cars.
As for me, I'm going to keep riding my scooter until the snow flies.
Posted by: Nate at September 19, 2005 7:09 AM
Are Mormon crickets different from Babtist crickets?
Enquiring minds want to know...
Posted by: BobG at September 19, 2005 8:52 AM
Another possibility would be for Utah to pay more of its own way. With increasing state surpluses, why shouldn't Utah pay for some of these pork projects itself? Including light rail?
I say this as a Utah resident who wants to see government spending cut in proportion to the amount of aid sent to for the Katrina relief efforts. Utah could extend one heck of an olive branch there by taking on some federal projects.
Of course, eliminating some of these projects would be equally acceptable. But if the state were to pick up the tab for the light rail extention so that this money could be used for relief efforts, well that's one big step for Huntsman if he has presidential/senatorial asperations.
In regards to the issue of government owning something, the federal government owns some military bases in Utah, and in my opinion, that's a good thing.
Posted by: Half Canadian at September 19, 2005 10:04 AM